Observant readers have noticed that the quotes section on the left side of the page got shut down. The service I was using to store them went belly-up. So for posterity, here are all the quotes that used to be over there. They're in reverse chronological order (newest first), spanning May 2006 to March 2007.
Isaac describes the digestive system
Food goes down my throat, into my tummy, and into my leg. Then it goes to the bakery and gets turned into MUSH!
Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:16:57 -0700
Isaac's bathroom habits
I flushed the potty while I was still peeing and it was TOTALLY COOL!
Mon, 5 Mar 2007 15:55:12 -0800
Aaron's future career
When I grow up, I want to be an opera singer so I can talk on TV.
Mon, 5 Mar 2007 15:17:47 -0800
Isaac asks a good question while having a dance party
How does the music get into the computer?
Mon, 5 Mar 2007 15:16:13 -0800
Aaron's thoughts on God
God has my heart but when she is all done with it, she will give it back
Mon, 5 Feb 2007 12:01:54 -0800
Isaac, explaining what happens to his vitamins after he swallows them
They go down there and play golf
Fri, 2 Feb 2007 14:31:28 -0800
Isaac, expressing his preference for elbow macaroni
I don't like the shells, only the lines
Tue, 12 Dec 2006 21:45:04 -0800
Aaron, explaining why he wasn't wearing his winter coat
Winter's gone, it melted away.
Mon, 4 Dec 2006 09:59:49 -0800
Aaron, after Thanksgiving dinner
Isaac, you should thank me for setting the table.
Sat, 25 Nov 2006 19:17:39 -0800
Aaron's reaction when seeing I'd shaved my beard off
Your chin got a haircut!
Wed, 1 Nov 2006 06:56:39 -0800
Aaron made a question mark shape out of train tracks
Look, I made a beauty mark! It's the shape of your thinking!
Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:49:35 -0800
Aaron was upset that he was in trouble
They're going to put you in a jail!
Fri, 27 Oct 2006 13:29:42 -0700
Aaron was upset that I was taking away toys that hadn't been cleaned up
Daddy, stop being a Takey Takerson!
Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:01:14 -0700
Dad was pretending to sleep, when Aaron farted
Aaron: my butt waked you up!
Wed, 6 Sep 2006 16:13:01 -0700
When Isaac grows up, Part 2
When I grow up I'll be a milk truck from the fairy farm and daddy will be the cow
Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:53:02 -0700
When Isaac grows up, Part 1
When I grow up I'll be a fireman with a firetruck that talks like a man. Or a lady.
Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:43:51 -0700
Isaac, after he burped
I'm a burp robot
Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:33:07 -0700
When Aaron grows up
I want to be a honeybee when i'm all growed up
Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:54:54 -0700
Aaron
I snoozed 2 sneezes, not just 1!
Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:27:22 -0700
Aaron saw a plant with lots of bees buzzing around
"Hi bees, I'm Aaron!"
Later in the evening he went back to the plant...
"Hi bees, remember me? I'm Aaron!"
Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:55:14 -0700
Aaron, singing A Day In The Life
"Somebody spoke and I went into a drill"
Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:53:32 -0700
Isaac watching dad put on his belt
Isaac: what's that?
Dad: A belt, I got it for my birthday
Isaac: Did God give it to you?
Dad: No, just Ellen.
Wed, 19 Jul 2006 23:04:19 -0700
Aaron didn't have to pee and he was frustrated
I don't even want a penis anymore!
Sun, 9 Jul 2006 19:55:36 -0700
Isaac, trying to name the Beatles
"...John, and....Curious George"
Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:54:03 -0700
Aaron, looking at an outline of the USA
It's a giraffe!
Wed, 14 Jun 2006 15:52:27 -0700
Isaac, hiding behind a curtain at synagogue
I'm in the Torah!
Sun, 11 Jun 2006 18:11:17 -0700
Aaron to the Eye Doctor, after getting dilated
You messed up my eyes!
Sun, 4 Jun 2006 12:48:38 -0700
Aaron to the neighbor's dog
Bodie has a penis! Go pee Bodie, go pee!
Sun, 4 Jun 2006 12:39:06 -0700
Aaron likes to squeeze his nose in between his fingers and say 'honk'. he also likes it when you do it with him.
Mom! honk your honker, too!
Mon, 22 May 2006 13:35:16 -0700
Isaac, on a windy day
It's really blowy outside today
Sat, 20 May 2006 16:49:56 -0700
Walking into daycare, a red car passes by
Isaac: The Wiggles' car!
Fri, 12 May 2006 11:00:25 -0700
Using the toilet
Isaac: daddy, what's your penis' name?
Daddy: it doesn't really have a name. What's your penis' name?
Isaac: Charley!
Fri, 12 May 2006 10:48:41 -0700
On walking vs. the stroller:
isaac: i want to walk by myself! stroller, go on your OWN walk!
Mon, 8 May 2006 16:58:54 -0700
Love Robot
Isaac: mommy?
Mommy: yes, isaac?
Isaac: i'm a love robot.
Mon, 8 May 2006 16:57:30 -0700
Aaron is a cautious child who often reminds you to "be careful" so I called him a "safety monitor' to which he replied "Yes, mama! I'm a safety monster"
Mon, 8 May 2006 16:53:58 -0700
Aaron: "I want to see daddy one time but hes exercising"
Mon, 8 May 2006 15:30:55 -0700