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  <title>Aaron &amp; Isaac</title>
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  <modified>2008-11-18T05:33:15Z</modified>
  <tagline>Ten years worth of child in two convenient packages.</tagline>
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    <title>Proposition 8 Protest</title>
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    <modified>2008-11-18T05:33:15Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-11-17T21:33:15-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.201</id>
    <created>2008-11-18T05:33:15Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> 02383-20081115-0051, originally uploaded by huzefa_mogri_photography. Here&apos;s a photo of Aaron and me at the Proposition 8 Protest in Seattle. Aaron made that poster himself. It says &quot;NO 8&quot; and it has a crossed-out letter 8. In the upper-right is...</summary>
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Here's a photo of Aaron and me at the Proposition 8 Protest in Seattle.  Aaron made that poster himself.  It says "NO 8" and it has a crossed-out letter 8.  In the upper-right is a guy shaking his head no.
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  <entry>
    <title>Election nervousness</title>
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    <modified>2008-11-04T18:30:56Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-11-04T10:30:56-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.200</id>
    <created>2008-11-04T18:30:56Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Aaron: &quot;I dont waaaant John McCain to win&quot; Amber: &quot;Why not?&quot; Aaron: &quot;He already killed someone and now he wants to kill Obama!&quot; Amber: &quot;Who did John McCain kill?&quot; Aaron: &quot;Um, i think it was Aaron Burr&quot; I know McCain...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Aaron: "I dont waaaant John McCain to win"<br />
Amber: "Why not?"<br />
Aaron: "He already killed someone and now he wants to kill Obama!"<br />
Amber: "Who did John McCain kill?"<br />
Aaron: "Um, i think it was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burr-Hamilton_duel">Aaron Burr</a>"</p>

<p>I know McCain is old, but not <i>that</i> old!</p>]]>
      
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    <title>Self-haircutting pirate</title>
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    <modified>2008-11-03T23:08:15Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-11-03T15:08:15-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.199</id>
    <created>2008-11-03T23:08:15Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> IMG_2556, originally uploaded by sauerkraut. 1. Aaron cut his own hair. You can see it up at the middle of his bangs. 2. He also has a lazy eye, so he has an eye patch (pirate style!) to wear...</summary>
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1. Aaron cut his own hair.  You can see it up at the middle of his bangs.<br />
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2. He also has a lazy eye, so he has an eye patch (pirate style!) to wear for two hours a day, until I gets better.
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    <title>Aaron in GET ad</title>
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    <modified>2008-10-03T04:54:48Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-10-02T20:54:48-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.198</id>
    <created>2008-10-03T04:54:48Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Aaron in GET ad Originally uploaded by goldberg...</summary>
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    <title>2 Feet Off The Floor</title>
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    <modified>2008-09-19T04:23:05Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-09-18T20:23:05-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.197</id>
    <created>2008-09-19T04:23:05Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Aaron was checking out the Growth Chart on the wall at my parents&apos; house. It has been there since my sister and I were young. Aaron wanted to see how tall he was. He noticed the directions on the bottom...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Aaron was checking out the Growth Chart on the wall at my parents' house.  It has been there since my sister and I were young.  Aaron wanted to see how tall he was.  He noticed the directions on the bottom of the chart - "Place 2 feet off the floor".  He wanted to know how that was possible to measure yourself if your two feet were off the floor!  I explained to him that it meant that the bottom of the grow chart was to be placed on the wall at the 2 feet level for the height to be measured accurately.  Sometimes learning to read can be too literal for a 5 year old!</p>]]>
      
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    <title>Oh, snap!</title>
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    <modified>2008-08-06T20:39:15Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-08-06T12:39:15-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.196</id>
    <created>2008-08-06T20:39:15Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">&quot;Oh, snap! My shoelace is untied!&quot; -- Isaac, this weekend...</summary>
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    <title>&quot;I solved it without crying&quot;</title>
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    <modified>2008-07-18T20:50:54Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-07-18T12:50:54-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.195</id>
    <created>2008-07-18T20:50:54Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Yesterday at school, there was a birthday party in the class and each child got a different toy. Isaac got one of those &quot;magnetic&quot; doodle pads where you lift up the top sheet and the drawing disappears. Aaron got a...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Yesterday at school, there was a birthday party in the class and each child got a different toy.  Isaac got one of those "magnetic" doodle pads where you lift up the top sheet and the drawing disappears.  Aaron got a bubble wand.</p>

<p>My mom just called to tell me that both boys were both claiming ownership of the doodle pad, and asked me who it really belonged to.</p>

<p>Just a few minutes later I got a voicemail from Aaron:</p>

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<p>Apparently, he was able to relinquish ownership of the doodle pad without crying!</p>

<p>If you can't listen to the audio clip, it says "Hi Dad, I solved it without crying. I left a message for you.  Love, Aaron"</p>]]>
      
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    <title>Extra chair?</title>
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    <modified>2008-07-17T16:33:47Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-07-17T08:33:47-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.194</id>
    <created>2008-07-17T16:33:47Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Aaron and Mom-mom were talking on the phone last night. When she told him that Dr. Joy was joining us for Shabbat dinner, Aaron asked if she had an extra chair. Mom-mom told him we did have an extra chair...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Aaron and Mom-mom were talking on the phone last night.  When she told him that Dr. Joy was joining us for Shabbat dinner, Aaron asked if she had an extra chair.  Mom-mom told him we did have an extra chair and that Joy's whole family was coming.  He asked if it would be more people than we had for Passover.  I was surprised that he thought back to Passover and remembered that the table was full.  Mom-mom told him that there would be even more people than Passover and everyone would have a chair.  He seemed satisfied with that.</p>]]>
      
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    <title>Gay marriage</title>
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    <modified>2008-06-27T19:54:02Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-06-27T11:54:02-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.193</id>
    <created>2008-06-27T19:54:02Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">The boys were talking about who they wanted to marry when they grew up, and I explained why we can&apos;t marry people that are already in our family. We started talking about gay marriage, and Aaron said: &quot;It would be...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>The boys were talking about who they wanted to marry when they grew up, and I explained why we can't marry people that are already in our family.  We started talking about gay marriage, and Aaron said:</p>

<p>"It would be easier for a boy and a boy to marry because they could just have a Batman cake.  A boy and a girl would have to split the cake, half Batman, half Pocahontas."</p>]]>
      
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    <title>Time Machine</title>
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    <modified>2008-04-25T16:54:55Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-04-25T08:54:55-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.192</id>
    <created>2008-04-25T16:54:55Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Isaac told me he invented a time machine and went into the future. I asked him what was different about the future. Here are his observations: 1. There are no cars, only flying insect cars. 2. Hot dogs are the...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Isaac told me he invented a time machine and went into the future.  I asked him what was different about the future.  Here are his observations:</p>

<p>1. There are no cars, only flying insect cars.<br />
2. Hot dogs are the same, except they come with robots.<br />
3. There are no animals, except rats, mice, cats, and dogs.  No big animals.<br />
4. Everything costs $1 except some things cost $100, but you can get $1 for free from a ... machine [I didn't understand what he said].</p>

<p>So there you have it, the future looks pretty good, unless you're a big animal.</p>]]>
      
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    <title>Doing Shabbat Dinner Dishes</title>
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    <modified>2008-04-24T22:27:32Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-04-24T14:27:32-08:00</issued>
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    <title>Passover</title>
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    <modified>2008-04-21T16:46:19Z</modified>
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    <summary type="text/plain">This weekend was the beginning of Passover, so we had a Passover Seder at Mom-mom and Pop&apos;s house. Usually Isaac is the little Rabbi of the two, but this night was different from all other nights, as Aaron took the...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>This weekend was the beginning of Passover, so we had a Passover Seder at Mom-mom and Pop's house.  Usually Isaac is the little Rabbi of the two, but this night was different from all other nights, as Aaron took the lead and read much of his <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Sammy-Spiders-First-Haggadah-Passover/dp/1580132308">Sammy Spider Haggadah</a> to the group.</p>

<p>We flipped things around a bit this year and let the boys each hide half of the Afikoman.  Aaron hid his under a couch cushion, and Isaac hid his under a table in the office.  I think the boys had fun watching all the grownups searching around the house.</p>

<p>When Aaron opened the door for Elijah he said "I see Elijah's car!"  While the boys were at the front door, we secretly drank some wine out of Elijah's cup and tried to convince the boys that it was Elijah who drank it, but they were too smart for that.</p>]]>
      
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    <title>My love changed</title>
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    <modified>2008-03-17T15:29:23Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-03-17T07:29:23-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.189</id>
    <created>2008-03-17T15:29:23Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">We were eating tacos for dinner one night this week, so I had the hot sauce out. The boys usually try one drop of hot sauce and dislike it. But this time Isaac put a lot of hot sauce on...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>We were eating tacos for dinner one night this week, so I had the hot sauce out.  The boys usually try one drop of hot sauce and dislike it.  But this time Isaac put a lot of hot sauce on his taco and took a bite and liked it.</p>

<p>I commented, "Wow, you put a lot of hot sauce on your taco."</p>

<p>He said, "Yeah, I used to not like hot sauce, but now I love it."</p>

<p>I said, "Looks like your tastes changed."</p>

<p>He replied, "No, my taste didn't change, my love changed."</p>]]>
      
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    <title>Walrus Truck</title>
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    <modified>2008-02-12T21:07:37Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-02-12T13:07:37-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.188</id>
    <created>2008-02-12T21:07:37Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Isaac saw a utility truck carrying two stacks of upside-down cones on the front. He said, &quot;Look, a walrus truck!&quot;...</summary>
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    <title>Fortune Cookies</title>
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    <modified>2008-02-12T05:24:19Z</modified>
    <issued>2008-02-11T21:24:19-08:00</issued>
    <id>tag:www.monozygotic.com,2008:/blog//1.185</id>
    <created>2008-02-12T05:24:19Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">For Chinese New Year, the boys each got a fortune cookie at school. Aaron&apos;s fortune said something about expecting a &quot;financial windfall.&quot; He asked me what &quot;financial&quot; meant and I explained it to him. He immediately said, &quot;I&apos;m going to...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>For Chinese New Year, the boys each got a fortune cookie at school.  Aaron's fortune said something about expecting a "financial windfall."  He asked me what "financial" meant and I explained it to him.</p>

<p>He immediately said, "I'm going to buy gum!" to which I replied something like "You can buy whatever you want with the money you save."</p>

<p>I could see the gears turning in his head as he thought for a second, and then he set his sights a little higher:  "No, I'm going to buy every toy in the world."</p>]]>
      
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